Some of you might know that one of my personal goals is to never, ever stop learning (this is why I sometimes need to schedule dates around classes I’m taking, even though I’ve finished school). And some of you might also know that I love local history, especially the history of the “adult professions” in […]
Story time!!! So, here’s a little story about something that happened way back in 2015. As many of you know, I moved in early 2015. Well, when I did, I changed the address on my Amazon account, and I assumed that meant the address on my wishlist was changed, too. Nope. Long story short, right […]
I came home a couple weeks ago (I know, I know, I’m really behind on blogging) to find these gifts had arrived in the mail. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that they were from an incredibly sweet client I’ve been corresponding with.
It warms my heart that my clients are thinking of me, and that you think highly enough of me to take time out of your day to bring happiness into mine. Thank you so much, all of you, for the gifts, for the time, and for your presence in my life.
I saw a really sweet, fun gentleman on Friday. “I’m going to leave a review for you,” he said. “On your blog.” First, read the review he left me, because it’s adorable (then you can read the explanation of why it’s on my blog and not, say, ECCIE or TER.).
Yesterday I made my recorded my first video blog post! And I opened the mystery golden rectangle to reveal…well, I guess you’ll just have to watch the video. It’s SFW (Safe For Work), though I know some of you would probably prefer otherwise, haha. But I’m an escort, not a porn star…though, when it comes to future careers, I guess I wouldn’t totally rule that one out…
Ok so a week ago I noticed that one of you (I’m not naming names, but you know who you are!) had quietly bought me a $500 Amazon Gift Card off my Wishlist several days prior, and I hadn’t even noticed. I thanked him personally, of course, right when I noticed it, and I’ve been […]
I’m pretty overwhelmed by the sheer generosity I’ve been the recipient of lately. This arrived the other day: Someone sent me a surprise webcam!! I’m not gonna say who. But I will say this: he’s smart and sweet and he’s spoiling me already
Well, today was a day like any other, except the mailman brought me a completely unexpected gift. So um…whoever it was who had this new laptop (!!!!!!!!!!!) delivered to me today… THANK YOU!!!!! My mind is officially BLOWN. I…I don’t even…I mean, that’s just the last thing I was expecting to happen today. I cannot […]
Ok, so which one of y’all gave me The Plague? Just kidding. I know which one of you it was. Thank you! And, while I appreciate your aversion to snobbishness, I can assure you that, unless you had used subject pronouns as object pronouns (or committed an equally terrible offense), I wouldn’t have judged you […]
I received a gift (again, a surprise!) from one of my now-favorite (we’ve met twice since) clients the other day: It’s Luigi-Serafini’s Codex Seraphinianus. I had it on my Amazon Wishlist for a while, but I never expected anyone to actually choose this, of all things! I’m so glad he did, though. I think it […]
So I’ve been thinking that I should blog more often, and it just so happens that a topic arrived at my doorstep the other day. The problem is, I didn’t recognize it for what it was. Upon returning from the gym, I found a smallish, unassuming package wrapped in cardboard. I brought it inside, placed […]
I had the sweetest client the other night. After emailing back and forth a few times over the past couple months, we finally met…and he had something of a surprise waiting for me… First I saw this, and I didn’t think anything of it… …and then I saw this: He decorated his room at Le […]
I’ve been thinking of doing this for a while. I occasionally receive gifts and/or flattering emails from readers of my blog. Some are potential or former clients; some are simply folks who either stumbled upon my site accidentally while perusing other sites or found it while searching for tell-all blogs full of racy stories written […]
Well, this past week has been pretty surprising. Let’s review, shall we? First off, I got an email from a woman whose partner had sent her the link to my blog. The subject line reads: “Add me to the fan club!” (I ain’t too proud to admit that flattery will get you everywhere.) Turns out […]