Ok so…I know I’ve been MIA, and I feel really, really terrible about that. I have so many amazing and fun and intriguing and wonderful and generous friends, and I’ve really neglected you, and I’m sorry. You’ve wined and dined me, you’ve shared yourselves with me, and you’ve sent me marvelous gifts, and I PROMISE […]
Good sex can include a multitude of various activities: cunnilingus, fellatio, fingering, mutual masturbation, anal play, kissing, massage, breast worship, etc. And those activities don’t always happen before intercourse.
There’s a new site in town! Trustedfling is a client screening site for escorts, and a new, simpler way for clients to screen out providers who are unsafe or unsavory:
I saw a really sweet, fun gentleman on Friday. “I’m going to leave a review for you,” he said. “On your blog.” First, read the review he left me, because it’s adorable (then you can read the explanation of why it’s on my blog and not, say, ECCIE or TER.).
…and the questions keep coming! Got one? Bring it. firstname.lastname@example.org 1. Why Annie Calhoun? Did you use the “first name of pet,” “name of the street you grew up on” system? Nope. If I’d have done that, I’d have a pretty funny name indeed. I’ve always loved the movie Groundhog Day, and Andie MacDowell plays […]
This morning I woke up to the enchanting sounds of my dog vomiting next to my bed. I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve had better mornings. But! Scroll down to check out what came in the mail! That made this day much better. Now, someone invite me over, and you can see it in […]
The questions about screening never end, and sometimes my clients give me fantastic ideas. For instance, this client proposed a new way for me to screen clients via employment info, without asking them to send emails from their work email account.
So it turns out that I, like many women, have been wearing the wrong bra for years. I’ve been operating under the belief that I wear a size 34B. But a trip to Bra Genie across the lake changed all that. A friend and I went bra shopping, and for the first time, I got […]
Did y’all know that March 3rd is International Sex Workers’ Rights Day?! In case you don’t know what the term “sex worker” means, here’s a non-exhaustive list from SWOP-NOLA, the New Orleans chapter of Sex Workers’ Outreach Project: “Escorts, Professional Companions, Service Providers, Strippers, Exotic Dancers, FBSM / Erotic and Sensual Massage Practitioners, Pro-Dommes, Fetish […]
Hey all, I know that arranging a meeting can be a daunting task. It really does help simplify things if, when you contact me, you provide: Your name Screening info (see here) The date and time you’d like to meet (and a couple alternatives if possible) The number of hours you’d like to schedule The […]
Continued from the previous post, in which a client asked for advice on a few topics. I’ve chosen to break them up into separate entries. In this one, I’ll address a question regarding a client’s number of “Okays” (stamps of approval by escorts he’s met with) on the screening website Preferrred411 (commonly referred to as “P411”).
My latest question from a client/reader is on the topic of sampling a variety of escorts vs. repeatedly enjoying a “regular” (a client’s “regular” provider). Read on for the question in his own words, below: (Y’all, I think I’m doing an advice column now. I kinda love the idea…) Hi Annie, I respect you as […]
Hey all! Happy New Year! Hope 2015 is treating y’all well. It’s brought some huge changes for little ol’ me. Some of you know what I’m talking about; some of you don’t. Don’t worry, I’m fine and nothing terrible has happened. It’s ultimately a good (actually, awesome and amazing) thing, but it’s going to be […]
I (finally) made a new video! It’s nothing exciting, but until I become more comfortable in front of the camera, y’all shouldn’t expect much, lol. Anyway, check out some of the things I got for Christmas… (video will return soon! You can thank YouTube for being a royal pain in the butt.) Oh! And I […]
Yesterday I made my recorded my first video blog post! And I opened the mystery golden rectangle to reveal…well, I guess you’ll just have to watch the video. It’s SFW (Safe For Work), though I know some of you would probably prefer otherwise, haha. But I’m an escort, not a porn star…though, when it comes to future careers, I guess I wouldn’t totally rule that one out…
Ok so a week ago I noticed that one of you (I’m not naming names, but you know who you are!) had quietly bought me a $500 Amazon Gift Card off my Wishlist several days prior, and I hadn’t even noticed. I thanked him personally, of course, right when I noticed it, and I’ve been […]
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Someone out there apparently believes I’m fit to be included in a group of 31 American escorts who are “uniquely sexy…who could say so in new words…who share a similar wit, whim, and joie de vivre.”