About Me

Hello!  I’m Annie, a professional companion (“courtesan,” if you will) and escort in New Orleans. Thanks for your interest, and for visiting my website!  I’m insanely proud of it…mainly because I barely understood what the words “domain” and “server” meant up until a few weeks ago.  So look around!  Make yourselves at home!  And humor me a bit while I describe myself at length, ha.

So here we go: I’m a native New Orleanian, and proud of it.  I am highly educated (Master’s level), I’ve traveled internationally, and I’m bilingual.  **Okay, fine.  I’m fluent in English and I am somewhat proficient in Spanish.  But I’ve lived 6 months (cumulatively) in two Spanish-speaking countries, and I lived to tell the story to my Spanish-speaking neighbors (in Spanish!), so I can claim to be somewhat proficient, right?**  I’ve worked in the arts and education for the past few years, and I continue to work in my field part-time. I am an artist, and I’m currently very, VERY grateful to have the freedom to pursue some of my own projects.

New Orleans Escort and Companion Annie Calhoun / Description: Back view of a woman with blonde hair and fair skin, wearing high heels, a skimpy black top, and a ruffled wine-colored skirt, walking through a French Quarter courtyard.

Ok, let’s cut to the chase.  I’m petite (5’4″ and 116 lbs, 30DD-25-34) with short blond hair. I’m 100% honest about my stats–I’ll bet you five dollars they’re accurate (you supply the scale and the tape measure, lol)!  I keep in shape with yoga and short cardio and strength training workouts at the gym a few times a week.  I’m on the slender side (and always have been), but I work hard eating amazing New Orleans food in order to keep myself nice and soft around the edges ;)  I do not smoke, and I am drug free, but I do enjoy an occasional drink.  However, though I am a social drinker, I do not object to non-alcoholic refreshments–I’m a huge fan of “mocktails,” ginger ale, and mineral water.  I don’t like to brag, but I’m gonna:  I’m funny, kind, outgoing, and yes, sexy.  I’m good at finding common ground with people, no matter how seemingly different we are.  I sincerely love what I do, and my aim is to make sure that our time together is fun, relaxing, and memorable–just as any vacation from “real life” should be.

I finished grad school recently, and I’ve been working as a professional companion for about a year and a half.  My day job and the various and sundry obligations of daily life take up a fair amount of my time, and I like to make the most of every encounter.  For these reasons, I have chosen to remain very low-volume, and our time together will always be relaxed and unrushed.  I’m selective when it comes to clients (but I never discriminate based on race/nationality/age/gender/sexuality–just attitude), and I appreciate that you’re selective as well (I’m guessing you wouldn’t have read this far otherwise!).  If you think we might be a good match, please don’t hesitate to contact me; I’d love to hear from you.